Cryptology Gifts

'And if you can't find a government job, there's always the ever expanding cell phone bill deciphering market!'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Bigfoot"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scientist seen on loch.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

M16 Code-breakers office

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

My First Bitcoin.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Here comes the new kid.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."