Cryptic Codes Gifts

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Digital Family

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Early Programmers.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"