Cyber Navigator Gifts

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Uh-Oh..."

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"