Safety-first Cybernaut Gifts

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

The Escape Key

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

Social security.

Ask your mother computer.

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Scuba texting

Hydrofoil wing boat.

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

There's some guy in the caf

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

World tour of web pages.

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Internet supervision.

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

Social Media: You have 10 Enemy Requests.

'Aye Aye phone.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

They were ALL texting.