Safety-first Explorer Gifts

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"This can't be good."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Lactose intolerance.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Contagious Diseases.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'He swallowed a warning label!'

'Well, don't look at me!'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

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