Safety-first Explorer Mugs

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"This can't be good."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Lactose intolerance.

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

Contagious Diseases.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'He swallowed a warning label!'

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

'Well, don't look at me!'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'