Risk-free Explorer Mugs

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Polar bear bowling alley

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

The Fall from Pisa

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Living on the Wild Side

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."