Risk-free Adventurer Mugs

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Best Pals

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'