Risk-free Adventurer Mugs

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Things that scare Jimmy

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Best Pals

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'