Risk-taking Adventurers Mugs

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Sliding Down the Banister

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

Palm Reading

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Scuba Diving Devil

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Tunnel of Dove.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Fun with candy.

'I'm a man of my word! Once I've made a wrong decision, I stick to it!'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Travel: Exiting Middle East tours. . .

"Honey, am I getting the cauliflower crust pizza, or the pizza crust cauliflower?"

Euro Tunnel of Love.

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."

'Come on, Tony, you really need to make your mind up.'

'You choose your own salary here. Would you care to work at: 1. No risk,; 2. Some risk; 3. High risk; or 4. Are you sure you want to do this.'

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"