Adventurous At Heart But Safety First Gifts

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Desert Island Package

First aid departments

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I know just how you feel.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Children play with insects in power outages

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Arabian Nights.

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

In the bleak midwinter

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

"Hang on, kid!"

Water Ski Accident

Unplugging and going outside