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'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The Desert Island Package

First aid departments

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I know just how you feel.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

Children play with insects in power outages

Arabian Nights.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

In the bleak midwinter

"Hang on, kid!"

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Water Ski Accident

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Unplugging and going outside

Jumping in the deep end.