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'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

First aid in mountains

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Hobby Store

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Fishing boat.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Island of Lost Guys.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Perfect."