Accident-prone Explorers T-Shirts

'Our skiing definitely improved on last year. I only dislocated my shoulder and Colin only broke one leg.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

First aid in mountains

"You run into a window, too?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

First aid departments

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'I know just how you feel.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Headphone swing

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Broken ankle.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Medical insurance reminder

Attack of footballs.

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'