Accident-prone Explorers Mugs

'Our skiing definitely improved on last year. I only dislocated my shoulder and Colin only broke one leg.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

First aid in mountains

"You run into a window, too?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

First aid departments

'I know just how you feel.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Headphone swing

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Broken ankle.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Attack of footballs.

Water Ski Accident

Medical insurance reminder

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."