Tech-leery Explorers Mugs

"Does technology frighten you?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Island of Lost Guys.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Giraffe Selfie

Take me to your leader. . .

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Headphone swing

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

I can be upgraded, can you?

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Tourists and GPS

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."

'I don't fully trust my instinct, so I've entered the coordinates of the spawning ground into my GPS system,,,'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

How Polar Bears communicate.

"I brought my own nature sounds."

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.