Tech-resistant Explorer Mugs

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

Island of Lost Guys.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Astronaut Selfie.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Young MacDonald

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'