Tech-resistant Explorer T-Shirts

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

Island of Lost Guys.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Astronaut Selfie.

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Young MacDonald

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'