Tech-disoriented Explorer T-Shirts

"OK, Zoomer"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Coffee shop

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Scenic selfie site

Tarzan mobile phone

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Don't forget to send selfies."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Young MacDonald

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"