Tech-wary Explorer T-Shirts

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Take me to your leader. . .

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Tarzan mobile phone

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Young MacDonald

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"