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'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"House sitting for Tia Zulema was the most boring Spring Break job I've ever had."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Astronaut Selfie.

Tarzan mobile phone

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

iPhone Senior

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

"I've aged so much in the past year, my phone no longer recognizes me."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."