Tech-free Explorers T-Shirts

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Island of Lost Guys.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

iPhone Senior

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

'Think globally, drink locally.'

“So much for Google Maps.”

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"You know, sir. By packing a bit lighter, a lot of fuel can be saved. Fewer greenhouse emissions, too."

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.

"It's lovely up here but I just feel vulnerable when I'm this far from a cash dispenser..."

"Uber will be here a week from tomorrow at 2:17 PM."

Here's our cabin. Isn't it spectacular? It's awfully quiet. Exactly! No traffic. No motor boats. No malls. Not even any bars! No bars?!

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

"OK, Zoomer"

"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"

Don't you wish you'd stayed on at school?

"Does technology frighten you?"