Tech-free Adventurer T-Shirts

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

Young MacDonald

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Log into nature"

'It's the fountain of youth!'

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

Campground Wi-fi.

The Evolved Anglerfish