Tech-free Adventurer Prints

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Is Driving Doomed?

Pan Extension Chord

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

Young MacDonald

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"Log into nature"

'It's the fountain of youth!'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"