Tech-free Enthusiast Prints

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

"Let's see who can go the longest without looking at their phone. On your mark, get set, you win."