Tech-free Enthusiasts Prints

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Birthday anticlimax.

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

The town without cell phones.

Here's our cabin. Isn't it spectacular? It's awfully quiet. Exactly! No traffic. No motor boats. No malls. Not even any bars! No bars?!

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."