Technology-free Lifestyle Prints

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I.T. Fear

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Whatever!

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"They grow up so slow."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."