Accident-prone Adventurer Gifts

Poor Planning

Accident waiting to happen.

Klutz discount day at the amusement park.

No more emergency stops...

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

'It's ok, I think he's moving.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Not again, George."

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

So darling, how was today's driving lesson?

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

First aid departments

Publisher with a manuscript heading for a manhole.

Water Ski Accident

'She's really enjoying herself, telling everyone about her accident.'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

First aid in mountains

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'