Accident-prone Wanderer Gifts

'Careful, it's double glazing!'

First aid in mountains

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

First aid departments

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

Broken ankle.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Water Ski Accident

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Attack of footballs.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Medical insurance reminder

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'