Accident Prone Gifts

Broken ankle.

'The funniest part of it was...'

How long did it take you to learn to drive?

"You run into a window, too?"

Attack of footballs.

'I'm afraid the doctor will be unable to see you right now.'

Statue of American Footballer Knocks Out Owner.

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

Medical insurance reminder

'She's like my computer - forever crashing!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know just how you feel.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

Water Ski Accident

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

Mulligan's first mulligan.