Injury Prone Gifts

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

'I made the turn at second base and heard a 'pop' in my knee... Is it serious?'

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"You run into a window, too?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know just how you feel.'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Broken ankle.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Medical insurance reminder

Attack of footballs.

'Occupation?'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

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Roller blader with bandaged head