Prone To Accidents Gifts

Roller blader with bandaged head

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'I know just how you feel.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

Water Ski Accident

Medical insurance reminder

Attack of footballs.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."