Accident-prone Individual Gifts

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Water Ski Accident

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Medical insurance reminder

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

Attack of footballs.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.