Accident-prone Individual Gifts

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'I know just how you feel.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

Medical insurance reminder

Attack of footballs.

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."