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Broken ankle.

'The funniest part of it was...'

How long did it take you to learn to drive?

"You run into a window, too?"

Attack of footballs.

'I'm afraid the doctor will be unable to see you right now.'

Statue of American Footballer Knocks Out Owner.

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'I really appreciate the visit Sarah, but you're sitting on my broken leg!'

Medical insurance reminder

'She's like my computer - forever crashing!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know just how you feel.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

Water Ski Accident

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'