Accident Prone Buddy Gifts

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Old School Mustaches

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

Attack of footballs.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Water Ski Accident

Medical insurance reminder

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

A resume for tattoo artists.