Accident-prone Pals Gifts

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know just how you feel.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"But is it Organic?"

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Attack of footballs.

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Water Ski Accident

Medical insurance reminder

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

Roller blader with bandaged head

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'