Accident-prone Friend Gifts

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

Underwater on the Car

'This is your lucky day!'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know just how you feel.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Tunnel of Anxiety

Attack of footballs.

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Medical insurance reminder

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"