Accident-prone Friend Mugs

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know just how you feel.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Tunnel of Anxiety

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Attack of footballs.

Water Ski Accident

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Medical insurance reminder

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.