Accident Prone Buddy Mugs

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

First aid departments

'This is your lucky day!'

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Old School Mustaches

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Broken ankle.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Water Ski Accident

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

Medical insurance reminder

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

Attack of footballs.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'