Accident-prone Enthusiast Mugs

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

The first car accident.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

The hall of bad ideas.

First aid departments

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'I know just how you feel.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"It's called being preemptive."

Drop dead gorgeous

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Water Ski Accident

Safety First Cricket

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'