Accident-prone Enthusiast Pillows

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

The first car accident.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

First aid departments

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'I know just how you feel.'

"It's called being preemptive."

"Fasten your seat belt."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

Drop dead gorgeous

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'So how was work, Honey?'

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Safety First Cricket

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'