Sporting Mishap Enthusiast Mugs

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

The first car accident.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'll need a three iron."

Discus accidents.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

This sucks

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Blowing your nose musically.

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off