Sporting Mishap Enthusiast Prints

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'll need a three iron."

Discus accidents.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

This sucks

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Blowing your nose musically.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."