Accident Enthusiast Prints

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

The hall of bad ideas.

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

'Oh, hi! I'm Doctor Bettinger!'

'Ooops Sorry!'

Car crashing into a public toilet.

"... Still. It was a bit of luck having a doctor crash into us. Eh, dear?"

Archery Accident

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."