Accident Prone Humor Gifts

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Ah! ... sorry.'

'This is your lucky day!'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

A Not So Grand Slam.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'How was my emergency stop?'

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Occupation?'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Please Don't Ask...

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

Flammabull.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Warning! Don't leave your crocodile unanttended at any time!

Mobile library.

Banana Warning

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Road Rage in the Afterlife

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

"Now it's broken."