Accident Humor Appreciator Gifts

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'

Safety Barriers

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

A Not So Grand Slam.

'How was my emergency stop?'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Clown Airbags.

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

A little green monster

Caution Falling Rocks

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Please Don't Ask...

The life of a crash-test dummy

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Ricochet

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

'Ah! ... sorry.'

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'So this is the third person you've run over this year.'

Bollard Crash