Artsy Accident Humor Lover Gifts

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Gustav Holst

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The first art critic

A Not So Grand Slam.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Abstract painting.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Cotton candy

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Please—no technology questions!"

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Two hunters and a near miss

ga-ga

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

"OK, OK, you win! I meant to say fig leaves are nature's clothes. Not poison ivy."

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'