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Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Medusa's baby picture

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

The first art critic

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

'Abstract painting.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

Two hunters and a near miss

ga-ga

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

"- It's some conceptual cave art."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'