Artistic Mishap Admirer Pillows

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

A little green monster

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

"Gesundheit!"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Sorry, not sorry.

International Compliments.

Man shot in the legs

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

"New jeans? - No, cat attack."

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.

I hate karaoke nights.

This end up - You idiot.

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'