Musical Mishap Appreciator Pillows

Sorry, not sorry.

"Gesundheit!"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Job Safety - Lunch.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

A little green monster

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'All that training and he walks into the mike.'

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

The Off-Tones

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.

I hate karaoke nights.

This end up - You idiot.

Mozart at three was, even then, mostly Mozart.

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'

'It said 'upgrading music library to Glee version.' Was that bad?'