Artistic Mishap Appreciator Pillows

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Clown Airbags.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

A little green monster

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Two hunters and a near miss

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"Gesundheit!"

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Man shot in the legs

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Sorry, not sorry.

I hate karaoke nights.

This just in

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'